The following rules are just for fun. Please don't take them seriously. Feel Free to share them with your friends
1. If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you were eating it too slowly
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you would like
3. Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bare before every meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
4. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. Solution: eat it in the parking lot
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
6. It I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? I think they counteract themselves.
7. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
8. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your "to do list" today. That way, you will get at least one thing done.
9. A nice box of chocolate can provide you with your total daily intake of calories in just one piece. Now, isn't that handy.
10. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top panty hose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. We can't let that happen, can we?
The above rules were developed by a group of my friends on a day when we had nothing better to do. Enjoy but don't take them seriously. The rules really don't work, but they are good for a little chuckle.